Morning Rendezvous

I flung open my wardrobe, willing that sexy outfit to jump out me and seduce me with its prowess. "Speak to me my Lovely! Today's your day! Grrrufff!" I scanned the shelves...eyes flitting over the rows and rows of...dark, depressing drab! Nothing to wear! I could feel my inner monster uncoiling slowly as my options began to wane. Panic! Oh hell, why didn't I make use of the sales this year! How am I supposed to be a sultry siren with this vintage ensemble! Oh what a relief as my eyes landed on the dress that was going to make him drool! On it went in two tugs of a pink puff. A quick fix of the hair, a bangle or two and I was off.

My titillating destination? Matinée at the movies for a saucy rendezvous with my new 'friend'. It felt deliciously wicked - single Mum with secret life - I quickly banished any thoughts of school or motherhood from my mind...today was about me and my sexy, wild side!

The deal was to buy separate tickets and find each other in the cinema. I was looking forward to finding my 'friend' in an aisle somewhere, clambering over last night's chewing gum, tremulous with desire!

The deal was to buy separate tickets and find each other in the cinema. I was looking forward to finding my 'friend' in an aisle somewhere, clambering over last night's chewing gum, tremulous with desire!

Finally we found our seats and rooted ourselves for the trepid adventure ahead. All ready to go, I looked to my right and to my despair, I saw two old ladies approaching us. "No, please don't say they're going to sit next to us!" Shuffle, shuffle....stumble, shuffle...look, look...shuffle, shuffle and yes...a few seats away from us. *Groan*...no chance of maximising on our titillating love seats then. Darn! So much for my romantic adventure.

*Sigh*...another one for the books; another fairy story disrupted in Lisi's World.

And so I carry on.